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Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

Invented by Al Gore

"I invented the Internet" - Al Gore

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 November 25, 2003

21๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet

A virtual network where people, calling themselves critics, post negative comments about upcoming movies.

"It's a Miramax flick. We gotta bust it up so people stop calling us names on the Internet." - Jay and Silent Bob

by Thumbs May 24, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


internet

A global pornography network.

I l0v3 to search joor foumz and act c00l 0v3r th3 internet. And then I go on redtube and wankz to it.

by george allen November 22, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Internet

A digital cesspool of anarchy where anything can happen. On paper, this sounds like a horrible perspective of the Internet. At the same time however, this means that you can be whoever you want, as long as you don't connect too much of your virtual life to your real life. Many people abuse this idea as I type this, and just as many are trying silence it as well. One thing's for sure though: the Internet is a beautiful, albeit dangerous realm of chaos.

Mr. Person: I need to go on the Internet to upload memes and stuff.

by TheGrayShadow January 5, 2019


Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!

John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!

by Mumflr Fumperdink January 6, 2018


Internet

What you're using right now.

It's called the Internet.

by Shibot_246 October 2, 2020