ipod

it is and mp3
might not be the greatest in the world
This mp3 cost 200 dollars more or less
The entirely pure purpose of an ipod is to listen to music
not to watch movies or music videos.
If not good music ,at least music
If you truly love your ipod as much you love music you will buy a case for it or take care of it as much as possible
and not buy the latest ipod because it's not the ipod you love it's the music

Cost of and Ipod:It is enough for those starving children in those 3rd world countries to survive
and your parents work hard every day ( or not ) to earn the money that buys your ipod
Teenager:mom !!!!! dad!!!!!!!! get me the ipod ____
Mom and Dad: Of course we shall because we like to spoil our child mindlessly

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Ipod

I Prang On Dick

Randy likes to Ipod

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iPod

Really now, dont be jealous because you just dont have one. Apple makes good stuff. and if you are bitching about how you bought a 60 gig and put 200 songs on it, your a fucking retard. Ive got a 16 with 2900. And duhhh, limewire, you fuckface

An Ipod is not that bad, even though it is expensive. get over yourself

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iPod

An overpriced brainwash mechanism. People buy it because people have it. We are too stupid to actually shop so we buy an iPod. This is so true that people don't know the difference between an iPod and an mp3 player. That's right! the iPod is actually a type of mp3 player. And YES! there are actually other mp3 players that you dont have to sell your house to buy!

*Guy 1: Hey! I see you bought an mp3 player
Guy 2: No George. This is an iPod.
Guy 1: Idiot

*Guy: Hey! I see you bought an iPod, now what are you gonna do about a house?

*Lennie: Look George! Look at the little iPod nano. I like to pet nanos. They so small and soft and fluffy.
*George: Lennie you idiot! You broke it. iPods aren't meant to touch Lennie. They're just there to show people that you are a brainwashed American. I'll get you a real mp3 player later. I heard Slim say they got some Zens in the barn.

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iPod

My child

Girl: "Whoa Katy! do you have linkin park on your iPod?"

Katy: "DONT TOUCH MY BABY!"

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Ghetto iPod

When you don't own an iPod/mp3 so you listen to your favorite music before you go out to get it stuck in your head.

My ghetto iPod can only hold a few songs at once.

iPod Worthy

When you like a song so much you decide it is "worthy enough to be on your iPod.

Person 1: Yo, don't you think Drake's song Headlines is amazing?

Person 2 : Naww man, i like it but it's not ipod worthy