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Cis people who get upset when they're misgendered on the street
I'm gender gifted because I wear a flannel shirt occasionally and I have a vagina.
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Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
when you pretend to love a gift because you don’t wanna hurt the person’s feelings that you hate it.
Ugh my Aunt gave me a toothbrush for Christmas, that’s such a parrot gift!
To buy a gift for another, with the intent of heavily using and possibly overtaking the gift. Named in the spirit of re-gifting.
Keith: It's impossible to buy for Sara, she's so picky. I figure I'll buy her a dirtbike, and since she hates motorsports, I get a dirtbike.
Conrad: Ah, me-gifting at it's finest.
The act of buying large quantities of a usually cheap item to give as unwanted gifts to weary relatives and friends. A robo-gifter also has to keep a spreadsheet or ledger of what gifts they have given and to whom so they don't give the same gift to the same person on different occasions.
I know that I am a victim of robo-gifting, because half of the people that Clara knows got a bottle of hand sanitizer for Christmas, including me!
When a woman lets a man finish inside of her, doesn’t shower and then meets up with another man shortly after, where he gives her head and unknowingly consumes the remains of the previous man’s bodily fluids
Did you hear that Tina was re-gifting last night?
When your friend tells you they got you a present, but decided not to tell you what it is before the d-day. Instead of waiting all alone, you also get them a present and let them receive it on the same day, so you both have the expectations for the same amount of time.
Jordan is such an amazing friend, he got me a present two weeks before my birthday, while waiting, I am making him a painting without telling him what it will be, this is my revenge-gift, because revenge gifting is a thing.