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A 25 year old footballer known as the best striker in the history of the EFL. Fresh from an extraordinary season, Toney is England’s expected number 9 for this summer’s European Championships, replacing serial bottler Harry Kane.
Ivan Toney was just unstoppable today
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After having sex with your partner, (preferably missionary with you on top), you get off of your partner and into the sitting position in between their legs, and you kick them as hard as possible in the genitals.
After I got done dropping a load in Jessica, She looked at me wrong, so I gave her the Angry Ivan.
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is a annoying show off anyone would be unlucky to meet him as he will show off everything to you buy and he also have a terrible personality in doing what he does example like what sport he is good at saying how shit u are and very salty about a teacher when he had a girlfriend and the teacher force them to break up and called his parent about it but when his junior had one girlfriend the teacher did no care he very salty he is jealous of a boy that has all the better stuff than him thus making him have a terrible personality
who is a bitch Ivan tan is the bitch
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Ivan and Sierra are the best couple you could ever think of. They're personalities fit together like a hand and a glove. They also fit together in some other ways that they will only find out when they become 18, and buy a house and have kids.
ivan and sierra are an amazing couple
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A male who is fun-sized, cute, funny, nice, sexy, VERY perverted, helpful, and a troll. He would like many girls but only a few that he would really like. He's always down on himself but he doesn't know that he actually has a nice life and many people love him. If you ever needed help in a game, he would help you. He would actually make you pro. He might be fun-sized but he has a lot of fun in him. He is a jerk too but he jokes around. Once you date this guy, if you break his heart his friends would kill your ass
Anita: I love you ivan<3
Ivan McMuffin: I love me too<3
Anita: :(
Ivan McMuffin: -trollface-
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An imaginary pair of Russian doctors that tend to advertise Russian Standard Vodka in the middle of their show, being Russian they don't use their own patient, or have any medical training at all! They steal a doctors patient and usually get caught, 95% of the time they will be caught and it will result in a Benny Hill chase.
Person A: Hey, did you see the Igor and Ivan show?
Person B: Hell yeah, those doctors caught 'em though, too bad Jet Li died on the table because of them.
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1) To have a hissy fit if things aren't ironed. (Read: To be anal...)
2) To have the mission of stamping out ignorance in the world by answering questions as though whoever asked them are complete mendicants.
A- Dude, what time is it?
Ivan- You fucking tool, you don't know what time it is? Oh you are the most pompous ass I've ever heard of. Pssssh...
A- Dude, don't Ivan it up or I'll headbutt the fuck out of you.
Ivan- I'm going to go iron my sheets.
A- I hate you.
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