Person 1: Can I buy your finest penis jacket?
Person 2: Please leave.
A long north face winter jacket. Longer than most coats goes past the hips and is typically a term in the Norfolk country. Originated from moms wearing these jackets to hockey games
Oh is That a mom jacket? My mom wears those northface jackets to my little brothers hockey games, there so long!
the invulnerability to cold that one acquires following the consumption of multiple alcoholic beverages. Similar to a regular jacket, but with optional clothing.
It was cold out last night and I wasn't wearing a shirt. Luckily, I was about 13 beers into a frat jacket and didn't feel a thing.
A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.
Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it
A large foreskin caused by having an enormous penis
That guy has an enormous penis. I wonder if he needs to hang his baggy jacket out to dry after sex.
This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.
I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.