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Someone who believes that he is truly a god, although his sexual life may not be so great due to his lack of manhood, he makes up for it with his charming tone, strong accent and discussions about tea, history, and 1980's music
Person1: See that guy over there?
Person2: Yeah, what about him?
Person1: That's a Jacob
Person2: Woah
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I'm sorry bitches, but the name Jacob has been ruined by Mr. Satorious.
"Hey Jaco-"
"SATORIOUS??? CUZ JACOB CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF!!"
"I meant Jacob Hawking. Our friend."
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Jacob is a very fun, loving and VERY very gay guy, he really loves bum and really loves to kiss boys, he deffo be clapping men’s cheeks on a daily
Person: Jacob clapped mad cheeks last night yo
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Jacob is gay af. He likes bbc's and big balls. He also have a very small dick, and he likes children.
"Look theres a guy with a small dick chasing those little kids!"
"Oh you mean Jacob"
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A fat fuck that sits on his ass all day and then he eat koolaid pickles
"Oh shit its Jacob earthquake"
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Someone who thinks they are so cool but actally are 100% cringe
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