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It’s national virgins day , to all the virgins out there
It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.
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The best day ever if you were born on this day you are cute,loving, caring and smart
January 8th is the best day ever
He must have been born on Jan 8th(the best day ever)because he is amazing
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y’know this birthday is kinda cool.. y’know 1/23? if you’re born on this day, you’re cool aswell!!
“my birthday is on january 23rd, 1/23”
“thats sick bro
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National kiss your girlfriend day 😘😘
Today is January 20 that means I need to kiss my girlfriend
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This is the funk that you enter when the holiday season is over. It starts on January 2nd and lasts at least until February 1st, sometimes until President's Day. It is an unpleasant time because the holiday season is over, spring is a ways off, the weather is cold and the only movies are lousy January movies. Super Bowl Sunday can be a good cure for this condition.
For a related condition see September Blues
There are no good movies out and the holidays are long over. Some friends and I are going to play some games to help fight the January Blues.
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National bitch slapday! Tired of new years resolutions and shitty people telling you need to fix your life well you have an excuse to Fuckin bitch slap them on national bitch slap day.
Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *
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If your born on the 29th of January your the coolest and probably going to be the next Einstein
Dang she’s born on the 29th of January ,oh dang that’s a cool day 29 January
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