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a sex position in which the participant who is riding cowgirl gets tired and so the bottom participant thrusts up against or inside of them. This position often creates awkwardness...
- "Damn I'm sorry I japanese jackhammered you last night."
- "It's okay, I was getting a little tired."
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The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.
Japanese cars are wannabees
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A large herbaceous perrenial plant, native to Eastern Asia. It has hollow stems making it appear similar to bamboo, however it is in no way related. The stems can reach 3-4m in height every growing season. The leaves are green oval, and truncated at the base and it forms creamy white flowers on 6-15cm long racemes (wikipedia 2006)
This plant is every garden owners' worst nightmare. The botanical version of the bubonic plague. So much so that in the UK it is illegal to plant (under the wildlife and countryside act 1981).
If you cut it down, a new plant can re-grow from a segment of stem only a couple of centimeters long and the roots go deep into the ground. Because of this most domestic waste sites WILL NOT accept it, and it has to be taken to an incinerator, treated as hazardous waste.
If you find Japanese knotweed, there's not much you can do
you can:
1, spend your next 10 pay-cheques on specialists to remove it
2, try cutting it down yourself, burning the plant completely as you go, and dumping whatever herbicides you can get your hands on all over where it was and hope!
3, build a bonfire on top of the patch..and incinerate it
4, move house and let someone else deal with it
japanese knotweed...yeah...you want how much? fuck that, i'm moving
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During a sexual endeavor, the male stands on the top of a dresser in the room and jumps with an erect penis into the womans vajayjay. This requires extreme precision and endurance so use caution
Things were starting to get boring and then he hit me with a japanese skydive....couldnt walk for weeks
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When you take individual slices of sushi and stick them in a girls vagina, then you take a chopstick and gently mix it all in her vagina and then you eat her and the sushi out
Dude, yesterday I was with this girl at a Japanese restaurant and I performed a Japanese tornado on her in the bathroom
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The act of the japanese woman climaxing resulting in her peeing herself, usually followed by milk exploding from her nipples.
Japanese orgasm: Iku! Ikuuuuuuu!! ^o^
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A common British Columbian term for tits.
1. "Hey Chingy, lookat dat gurl right durr!"
"Dam she got sum spankin japanese babies."
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