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This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.
Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.
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The first and last drink of the Milk. either in a gallon or carton.
Will you finish the milk off? I don't drink Jewish Milk
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When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.
Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.
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A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time
I don't eat jewish pizza first thing in the morning...
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GEORGE Bush made up these words meaning:
The POPE makes all the jews line up in costumes to resemble a rainbow.
did you hear about that jewish rainbow
guy to a jew: oh, go make a jewish rainbow
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Guy 1: Herro, How about that carnival?
Guy 2: Yea how did that go?
Guy 3: It was fine. Only bad thing was I only had a ten dollar bill to change for quarters so I was walking around with a Jewish pocket the whole evening.
Guy 2: Don't worry about that.
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A Jewish teenage females right of passage. The Jewish female wraps her legs around a standing male, while holding herself up, and proceeds to get Anally or Vaginally fucked.
Male 1: Dude, did you help Becca with her Jewish Wheelbarrow?
Male 2: Yeah man, I made a women out of her asshole last night.
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