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fork-knocker

n. One who knocks the fork off of people's plates. Extremely offensive term in New Zealand, especially if spoken in a New Zealand accent.

New Zealand Dude: "Hey dude, what's up?"

Other New Zealand Dude: "Bugger off ya fork-knocker!"

First New Zealand Dude: *pulls out knife and cuts off ballsack of Second New Zealand Dude* "I'LL SHOW YOU FORK-KNOCKER!!"

by 11click March 12, 2010

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Hob Knocker

Hob Knocker
12 up, 8 down

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street

you and your mama are a hob knocker

by vont'e1157 March 28, 2009

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cock knocker

A Cock Knocker is an individual who frequently masterbates men. Calling a man a Cock Knocker is like calling him a homosexual. Calling a woman a Cock Knocker is like calling her a loose whore who touches men frequently

Nelson is a Cock Knocker, therefore, he masterbates other men and is a homosexual.

by Rino Ramagioli November 20, 2003

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cock knocker

the male version of the word cunt. A cock knocker is a male who needs to be called the worst word you can come up with. He is the kind of man that if he were a woman you would call a cunt. He is the kind of person that will relentlessly take the wind out of you, deliberately sabotage you, and sometimes even seems to enjoy being hated.

My professor is such a cock knocker! He said that all the girls in the class may as well drop because they won't pass anyway! GRRRR... I loath that mo-fo!

by ismirth June 2, 2007

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fart-knocker

a problematical, difficult, bothersome, object, animal, person or situation

My (cat, computer, lover) is a major fart-knocker. This is a fucking fart-knocker of a day: the dog had kittens and refuses to take care of them.

by amDawn October 12, 2008

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Hob Knocker

Someone who rapes animals. Hardcore. really hardcore.

"Did you see what that guy did to that squirrel?? what a hob knocker!"

by sandy assboy March 9, 2009

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Hob Knocker

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.

(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!

by UKer_88 February 12, 2009

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