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when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
The juices from a girl's arousal.
Fuck a pumpkin spice latte, I'm into the pussy spice latte all day.
A latte made in the middle of sex to last through the night.
Adam loves making his Hinge dates midnight lattes!
The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”
When a girl is sucking your dick you pee in her mouth.
when a girl sucks your dick your pee in her mouth
therefore you gave her an orange juice latte.
this is what you call a yerba mate while in sanfrancisco
While in SanFrancisco I went and picked up an urban latte to go with my mixed grain yogurt
Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy
That cunts way too happy order him a Depresso latte, that will sort the cunt out.