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When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.
I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.
Peeing on your man during sex while on your period
“Hey babe, give me a hot lava bath tonight”
When you cum inside a girls pussy, then eat her out.
I came inside the had a Hungarian lava cake for dinner.
A situation where something truly bad happens, and the only way to articulate this - is to liken it to falling in the lava, when playing Mario Kart.
Mate, I heard about some dude crashing into your car. That's shitter than lava.
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The act of taking a lava lamp and inserting in your partners pooper for 5 minutes then taking your dick and suplexing your partners great grandmaw while she is buried in the ground and then run naked to the nearest highway and do the stanky leg befofe getting hit by a 18 wheeler.
Dude, I totally gave this one nigger a New Zealand Lava Lamp and I survived.
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Someone who excels at everything. The best. Taken from the common childrens game wherein you jump around trying not to touch the ground (hot lava).
Damn...marshal just kicked chuck norris ass. He is the king of hot lava
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The name of a girl who loves Lil Wayne, and prays at night for Chuck Bass.
A 'Miro$lava Money$hot' generally has gorgeous hair and eyelashes that will make you want to do the dirty. She constantly is claiming that she 'has been such a disgusting girl.' Maybe she is suggesting that you punish her?
Ps. she spelt her name with a money sign before Ke$ha.
"i've been such a disgusting girl." - Miro$lava Money$hot
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