Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.
Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.
Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Honey, hold still for a second. You’ve got a face leech. Got it!
A member of the opposite sex that is taking your attention away from important video game activities.
Alec’s missing out on a quality rot with the boys because a new rot leech is monopolizing his time.
visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.
you would leech and scoot ..
Basically a dickhead who stares at women ALL the time, comments on them in a sexual way and doesn't stop talking about them to his mates, or himself. Basically sticking to any women he finds attractive.
Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man
It's an alternative phrase for "That sucks".
Leeches suck so if something is a leech, then it sucks.
B. 5/31/17
1. Friend: Man I just failed my final
You: Dang that's a leech
2. Friend: *sings terribly*
You: Stop man, you're a leech at singing