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October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show
"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"
"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"
Pops, if you had only heard the shit he said about you
I doubt you woulda let it slide and I was not about to
Slow down
I came to ask you for advice, this is my very first duel
They don't exactly cover this subject in boarding school
Did your friends attempt to negotiate a peace?
He refused to apologize, we had to let the peace talk cease
Where is this happening?
Across the river in Jersey
Everything is legal in New Jersey
All right
So this is what you're gonna do
Stand there like a man until Eacker is in front of you
When the time comes, fire your weapon in the air
This will put an end to the whole affair
But what if he decides to shoot, then I'm a goner
No, he'll follow suit if he's truly a man of honor
To take someone's life, that is something you can't shake
Phillip, your mother can't take another heartbreak
Father—
Promise me
You don't want this young man's blood on your conscience
Okay, I promise
Come back home when you're done
Take my guns, be smart
Make me proud, son
everything is legal in new jersey
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when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.
"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"
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Lolis are legal on December 15th.
Person 1: It's December 15th! Lolis are legal!!!
Person 2: Finally... Legal Loli Day...
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A specialized burger served with camembert cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Camembert-ly Legal Burger, it comes with camembert cheese!"
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A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal. Because getting pussy is always getting your money's worth whatever the price.
Support the prostitution legalization movement.
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A nickname for a Rottweiler dog because of there size, color and gate.
hot girl: aaaawww you dog is so cute !
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do
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