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The liquid that splashes on your ass cheeks after a piece off poo hits the water. This liquid has your piss and fecal matter it in.
"My peepeepoopoo liquid went into my ass crack when i took a massive shit"
Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.
Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...
When someone can go from being very smart to very stupid in a short period of time, and then back again.
"Planes utilise wind patterns to maximise their fuel efficiency and minimise travel time"
"But if they left the atmosphere they wouldn't have gravity to contend with either"
"I don't think planes have to worry about gravity, I mean they're in the air"
"Daaaamn, you have a liquid iq"
Liquid Ace is the colloquial term to define a poop that is hot, entirely liquid, and mostly painless. Whilst in some cases there may be splashback requiring several wipes, or residual spicyness on the anus, the term Liquid Ace is inclusively used to define hot, liquidy poop regardless of other factors.
Adjectives may be inserted to further exemplify the characteristics of this particular Liquid Ace. For example "Steaming Liquid Ace", "Extra spicy Liquid Ace", "Scalding yellow Liquid Ace".
"Oh, man. This morning? Steaming hot Liquid Ace. Don't know where it came from, but it was super satisfying"
Known as crude oil for how expensive it has gotten and how much of war country's put out for it.
Opec control's most of the liquid gold.
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All the substance embodied by the incredibly full, round flavor of the nuttiest seed. The flavor explosion that overwhelms your mouth, encompasses your tongue and sticks to all that it touches. Especially enjoyed by my dog.
Madison, did you prefer my crunchy or creamy liquid nut better?
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When you've eaten something that has totally fucked up your stomach.
Then when you shit its a liquidy substance called ass liquid
Yo I have no fucking idea what I ate but I've been pushing ass liquid for 3 days straight
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