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A game where a bunch of people go on top of a couch crawling on top of each other saying "lobster life" slowly.
Hey guys, want to play some lobster life?
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Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.
Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!
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Someone who is so bad at something that they affect the people around them and make them bad. Hence they are 'lobbing' their 'garbage' skills at others.
We would have won the game, but Bob over there is such a garbo lobster that he makes the whole team suck.
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lobsterusphobius
from the greek root lobsterus, meaning lobster added with the greek root phobius, meaning phobia.
Sentence: You're friend has lobsterusphobius. She has a fear of lobsters.
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The best thing since pickled dick
"Bring out the dancing lobsters"
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1. A homosexual act where one man engages in anal sex with another man and grabs his man boobs so hard that it leaves "claw" marks.
2. A sexual act, where a man has vaginal sex from behind, clutching her breasts so hard that it leaves "claw" marks, and just prior to orgasm, withdraws his penis and inserts it in her anus.
3. Another sexual act, the woman penetrates her man anally with the use of a "strap on", and grasps his man boobs so hard as so to leave marks.
1. Mark's partner Richard was so fond of giving him a Dutch Lobster that he had to wear t-shirts in the summer to cover the scratches.
2. Me: Dude, we were so wasted last night, my girl let me give her a Dutch Lobster
Dude: No way!
Me: Yeah, but she made me pay for it.
Dude:How?
Me: I gotta be the Designated Driver to her friends baby shower next weekend.
3. Girlfriend: I can't believe my man!
Gay Male Friend: What happened?
Girlfriend: He got me wasted and did the old Dutch Lobster on me!
Gay Male Friend: Well... What did you do?
Girlfriend: Got my old strap-on, waited til he fell asleep, and gave him a Dutch Lobster!
Gay Male Friend: Oh girl, next time invite me over for a little Lobster!
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The dried result of scraping a single-celled green algae off of the shells of lobsters, which is then rolled and smoked or smoked from a pipe. Highly Illegal and prosecuted.
Stoner: Hey you have any of that lobster pot?
Fisherman: Shhh man, you're gonne get me busted for dealing.
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