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Lock Haven

Located in Pennsylvania it is the home of Lock Haven University, and a beautiful place to live.
Caution: Do not date any men living there, most of them are worthless.

I love Lock Haven, I just hate the guys... well boys living here.

by Lulz Anon May 24, 2008

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song lock

when you start listening to a good song and can't switch songs because you don't want to stop listening to the current one. This may also apply to a whole band.

I've been song locked on RHCP for hours now and can't take it off repeat.

by amitabh713 January 17, 2011


Nut Locked

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.

I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018


gawk lock

when checking out a chick, and she is so hot you cannot look away, you have gawk lock.

"dude, hottie"
"oh crap, gawk lock, gawk lock!"

by gawk dude April 21, 2009


Lock Keeper

Pertaining to a person who keeps valuable or important information from his friends

straight up lock keeper!

by Leprechon777 February 18, 2011


Kitty Lock

Being kitty locked is when you are wanting to get up, but your cat is on your lap and you don't want to get up because it would disturb the kitty.

I really want to get up, but I have a kitty on my lap. She has totally kitty locked me.

by TeccaN9nja August 13, 2014


Couch-lock

When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.

I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.

by four.25 October 1, 2019