mangoes that are sold in roadside stalls off the side of a highway in the country where the young girl helping daddy sell them is certain to be raped that night
Bro in shotgun: hey lets stop to get those mangoes
Bro driving: nah they are rape mangoes and I will not fund rape
During the act of fallatio, conceal a mango on your person. At climax, withdraw and ejaculate on said mango. Finally, the mango will be squashed into the unsuspecting woman's mouth as the man exclaims "MANGO SMEARED!"
Dave: "dude what did you do last night?"
Gary: "just went to Julie's and gave her a mango smear"
Woman that resembles a caveman.
Have you seen Tweeks girl, she is total mango salsa
It can mean either 'in your face' or 'owned'
I just got into college! Suck this mango!
Dude, the chick you bagged last night was really your half-sister. Suck this Mango!
Banging (fucking) a girl's Mangos (boobs).
Also known as Tity Fucking.
or
Mango (boobs) Bango (fucking), as in the girl is stroking you dick with her boobs.
I got to Mango Bango her.
She gave me a Mango Bango.
You put bronzer on your hand before having sex. Then put her/him on all fours slap them in the face with your bronzer hand while shoving a mango in their ass.
After my girlfriend told said she wanted fruit and needed a tan, I knew she was in for a bronzy mango kind of night!
A phrase used when someone needs to do a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, making a sandwich, finish a conversation, check Facebook, put on cosmetics, change clothes, finish chores and homework, water a plant, get a drink, grab some money, make a phone call, feed a pet, etc.
Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go shoot some hoops?"
You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta go finish up some stuff."