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rape mangoes

mangoes that are sold in roadside stalls off the side of a highway in the country where the young girl helping daddy sell them is certain to be raped that night

Bro in shotgun: hey lets stop to get those mangoes
Bro driving: nah they are rape mangoes and I will not fund rape

by Tom3457mofo April 11, 2011


Mango Smear

During the act of fallatio, conceal a mango on your person. At climax, withdraw and ejaculate on said mango. Finally, the mango will be squashed into the unsuspecting woman's mouth as the man exclaims "MANGO SMEARED!"

Dave: "dude what did you do last night?"
Gary: "just went to Julie's and gave her a mango smear"

by Tomas y Simon January 12, 2009


mango salsa

Woman that resembles a caveman.

Have you seen Tweeks girl, she is total mango salsa

by bobvoso November 09, 2006


suck this mango

It can mean either 'in your face' or 'owned'

I just got into college! Suck this mango!

Dude, the chick you bagged last night was really your half-sister. Suck this Mango!

by Raphaël Azaghal April 13, 2010


Mango Bango

Banging (fucking) a girl's Mangos (boobs).
Also known as Tity Fucking.

or

Mango (boobs) Bango (fucking), as in the girl is stroking you dick with her boobs.

I got to Mango Bango her.
She gave me a Mango Bango.

by Rogue75 October 07, 2009


Bronzy Mango

You put bronzer on your hand before having sex. Then put her/him on all fours slap them in the face with your bronzer hand while shoving a mango in their ass.

After my girlfriend told said she wanted fruit and needed a tan, I knew she was in for a bronzy mango kind of night!

by Ludakristin June 17, 2011


Hold on a mango

A phrase used when someone needs to do a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, making a sandwich, finish a conversation, check Facebook, put on cosmetics, change clothes, finish chores and homework, water a plant, get a drink, grab some money, make a phone call, feed a pet, etc.

Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go shoot some hoops?"

You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta go finish up some stuff."

by laurenandgalen December 18, 2011