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The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.
Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit
Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
When you and your homeboy successfully cone a female
Who trying to get a Train to Maryland?
When you’re eating your step sisters ass (or pussy) and you use butter and Old Bay as an ingredient extra flavoring.
He came over, saw my step-sis and asked if I’ve ever hit a “Maryland lawnmower”.
Ghetto Amusement Park
Ugly Tattoos -fat sharks-foreigners