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When morally bankrupt individuals flushed with cash tried to divert a shipment of masks bound for a certain country to another destination, while the goods were being transferred between planes in a transit country.
Besides sending people waving cash to buy a planeload of masks meant for France on the tarmac in China, the Trump administration was accused of mask piracy after diverting 200,000 masks meant for Germany to its shores while they were on transit in Thailand.
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The most useless thing of all time.
Person 1: I went to the store to buy some overprized masks.
Person 2: I just bough the Apple mask! Its reusable and has a nice and clean look.
Person 1: But that's just a facema-
Person 2: Shut up, peasant.
An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.
She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.
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A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car
Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone
Look at that woman next to us wearing a mask in the car, she's a mask wanker
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When you straddle your girlfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over her eyes.
I want to give Ann Coulter a Batgirl's Mask while she tosses my salad.
Batwing Scrotum Stretching Flying Squirrel Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton
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A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.
I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.
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Men In Masks are a bunch of gay men in ski masks who have sexs with boys.
www.meninmasks.com
Whoa, dude! Did you see those men in masks sucking cock? That's pretty TIGHT!
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