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Russian swear expression which literally means ''Fuck your mother''.
''Man you punched me in the face! Eb tvou Mat''
I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me
highly influential, though short lived English/Polish jazz fusion band famous for the bass guitar work, original songs, outrageous style and performance of its eponymous frontman Mathew"Golduck"Lewis on songs such as 'With a Rye Smile'','Purple Sandwich(and the contents within)','Rocky Dennis','Voodoo Girl who probably wants sex :s (LOL)'etc
The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting
"did you see the mat lewis experience last night?"
"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"
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The worst insult in the English language. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, and ur dog a log
Every time this is said the universe gets one step closer to deletion.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 3: lol u guys are such fucking nerds
Person 1: oh yeah person 3? ur cat a mat
*Person 3 explodes and the universe deletes itself*
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when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.
im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.
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it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.
Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.
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cloths used for cleaning, rags (dish towels), and mats, cloths in front of the door
Use the rag mats to clean the dog's feet
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