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A woman who can be persuaded into sexual intercourse very easily and often may have bed sores from being on her back so much.
"Dammit bro that nickel lay mattress back stole 200 bucks out my wallet before she caught her uber ride."
When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!
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Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.
We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.
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1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
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A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.
Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs
chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.
AKA/ chode oger
dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting
short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.
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A term used when someone wants to elude to a sexual encounter between two of more people
Matt: "hey Sam, I heard you met someone new on tinder!"
Sam: "Once upon a mattress . . . "
Matt: "Say no more man, I know how this is gonna end."
The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo