Meat Tampon

The white absorbent material used to soak up the blood from packaged meats.

"He forgot to remove the meat tampon before cooking his steak."

meat drum

The sound made when a penis hits a man's stomach.

I jump up and down after a shower, playing my meat drum.

Meat Train

Is when you jerk-off in a conga line.

Im about go to in a Meat Train

Meat Torpedo

The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

meat-glorb

a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat

The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!

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Whale Meat

An extremely huge dick

Jessica: "i'm so sore from last night"
Tiffany: "from what? i thought you and Tyrell went to the movies?"
Jessica: "we did but afterwards we went to his house. Let's just say he has that whale meat."

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Fuckable meat

Meat(human being) that is being able to be fucked.

You look like a cut of fuckable meat. Are you?