dick memory

when your dick remembers a pussy; when your dick remembers a pussy, it comes adapt to THAT pussy. if your dick gets a different pussy, it will want to get THAT pussy from now on and it will forget about the first pussy.

Every dick has dick memory.

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memory custard

The water in a bowl called ''pensieve'' wich contains memories wizards can extract out of their heads using a wand

The water in the pensieve is called memory custard. Dumbledore uses it to put memories in , wich u can see if you stick your head in it.

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pre-memory

Things you knew before you knew how to know them.

"My pre-memory really plays tricks on me from time to time, but for the life of me, I really do remember some things that there is no way I could have known about!"

-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009

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pictographic memory

when you can see things in your head from memory. extremely hillarious sometimes.

that one show with that giraffe had a pictographic memory.

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shoe memory

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:

"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"

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Memory wrist

A collection of braclets given by various people (usually close friends) which have a specific memory about that person.

"Hey can you give me a braclet, or wrist band or something of yours, im making a memory wrist"

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twitter memory

Being able to recall tweets effortlessly (at times unintentionally) while having conversations with friends.

Twitter Memory ruins punch lines.
Ruins conversations.
Ruins friendship.
Ruins Lives.
October is TM awareness month. Spread the word!

#TM

"Yea bro, last night i ..."
"Stop. Last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet Batman? I know. "
"Wow. Way to ruin the story!"
"My bad, my Twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. Damn it. I need help."

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