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Birthday Mess

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.

Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!

by NewWords007 September 12, 2010


bisexual mess

shuichi saihara

person #1: who do you ship shuichi with?
person #2: kokichi
person #3: kaede
person #4: kaito
person #1: well, doesn't matter. he's a bisexual mess either way. can the fandom agree on that shit?
person #2-4: yes

by xiaovenforever August 5, 2022


Jamacian Mess

while being high, the act of anal sex that gets a little bit messy.

last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.

by Chester_1968 August 3, 2021


beat the mess

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

by MirrorChaser January 15, 2015


messing a boot

Messing around about to get hurt

My Daughter is always messing a boot.

For my Canadian friends

by Eddymoney00916 May 24, 2022


soda mess

A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.

Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?

by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016


hot mess

Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.

Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess

by MadPseudoScientist August 19, 2022