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Someone (the cat) who is known for being a bit of a character. Enjoys getting absolutely battered on alcohol and drugs, yet is still a 'cat' because they're so smooth
Jim - 'carol is a messy cat, did you see her last night?'
Sharon - 'I did indeed, what a messy cat she was'
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The Messi Mbappe
Argentinian cum covered croissant
"My uncle arrived at the dress up party as a bandit, with a Messi Mbappe"
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A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.
Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into Wet and Messy stuff?
Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
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the act of vomiting on someone's ass and using it as lube to fuck them. the term was first originated in 1920 under the holy see of pope benedict xv one night in the vatican. rumours swept america by storm when talk of cardinal merry del val's homosexual encounters were finished with del val vomiting onto a bishop's asshole. americans coined the shocking term "messy beacon" when more rumours appeared that new york city mayor gandolph beacon gave his homosexual lover a messy beacon of his own. and so the rest was history!
dude, last night i got really drunk at this gay bar my girlfriend dragged me to and before you know it i gave this guy a messy beacon.
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Messianic science-fiction: literary genre that takes the 'End-of-The-World' themes and other Christianity-related adventures to dramatic 'literaritainment' levels!
It started with some innocent children literature works by C. S. Lewis (notabily The Chronicles of Narnia) and now is on the rise commercially in Messiah-hungry Israel!
A close 'realtive' to Messi-fi is what has been called the 'Brownsploitaion' of modern fiction in America: dime-a-dozen 'mystical' conspiracy-theory books that deal with complicated, enigma-unscrewing plots and other bull-consumed matters.
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when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.
everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.
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The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.
Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.
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