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A literal rock goblin who is known for pooting and peeding all over their own bed well into their 20's. He hasn't taken his meds in at least a month and the family is worried for him. Also known to have axe murdered 15 Dutch co-eds from 2005 to 2009.
Person #1: Hey, isn't that the embarrassing goblin like creature who won't stop soiling his own bed?
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.
A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick
Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
A kid that is really dumb and makes a ton of sexual jokes, but is still really fun to be around. He is very athletic in some sports but not in others and does (ranging from really smart to retarded things) quite often. He will always look out for you and take your jokes and has a good sense of humor
Wow good job Micah
Such a Micah thing to do
Hey! It’s Micah
The Alpha, The Omega, Everything in-between.
A harajuku Barbie.
They wear pink wigs, have big asses and give people whiplash.
Nicki Minaj Wrote Her monster verse about this type of person.
All these bitches are Micah’s sons.
They are really a Micah, I have to Stan!
A total piece of shit douchebag who likes to fiddle with cowpokes
Micah- How you like that black lung? Huh? Huuuh???
A lovable Idiotic child who burned a building to the ground as an accident. Use this to describe people that almost everyone hates or someone who’s incredibly dumb.
“You’re being a Real Micah right now.”
“IM NOT AN IDIOT MAN”
“You tried to eat a plastic pear.”
A person who’s either incredibly annoying and or just an idiot