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Advanced Micro Devices

Corporation. Founded in 1979 by disenchanted fairchild semiconductor eployees. Now commands over 20% of the CPU market.

Intel's archrival

Advanced Micro Devices was the first to release dual-core processors to the general public.

by M0T0RH3D November 27, 2006

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Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

by 9key April 6, 2006

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micro-date

An extremely brief fantasy about a person, generally of a sexual nature, lasting only a few seconds. Micro-dates typically occur with complete strangers in passing but can also occur with friends and acquaintances.

The beautiful woman stepped into the elevator and Brad immediately had a micro-date.

by Hemmingwayz November 23, 2016

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Micro Balling

Luxury on a very small or temporary scale, usually due to budget restrictions.

I just turned my air condition down to 50 so I could drink some hot coffee in the afternoon. That's micro balling.

We are going micro balling in Vegas for 3 days. I saved all year for that weekend.

by Produent August 24, 2011

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Micro Pp

Often said by people to bully 12 year old boys with below average penises. Basically, if you know any 12 year old boys that like trump, wear neon clothes, act gay but arent gay and have a ''J'' name, make sure to remind them it's very small and nobody will ever fuck them.

''So I got fucked by Jordan last night. He has such a Micro Pp''

by the very educated trash bag March 1, 2021

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Micro Fische

a term used to show when something has a foul or discusting odor or scent

sniffsniff...damn what smells like micro fische?

by Henry Hennessy February 13, 2004

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micro give a shit

The smallest unit of measure for interest or concern

My concern for your predicament can be measured in micro give a shits

by greentaco April 9, 2010

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