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Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.
Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!
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The place where you get to either:
A. Sit around and be addressed as "bruh", "cuz" or "gurl", laugh at all the little sane kids, and just be a complete prick,
B. Sit back and watch the show, bystanding at all times, never being talked to because you don't need any friends since they act as mentioned above (If you are one of the people that fit into this category, welcome to the club)
C. Be teased all day about shit that doesn't even matter, backstabbed by people who brush their teeth with a brush made of cannabis and have a condom for a soul
Or D. Cut your wrists and cry yourself to sleep because the world is so cold and unforgiving
So just in general, a hellhole that supposedly does not prepare you for the real world, as someday all the bitches will have to grow up and get a damn job. Right now, sixth grade is being a bitch and I'm stuck in this little pool of 2-year-olds while I feel like I'm nineteen.
A. Kid: Ay bruh luk at dat ass bruh ill tke tht for lataniasha bruh bruh bruh bruh etc.
B. Kid: Dude, go pick up a dictionary, your spelling is making my eyes bleed.
C. Kid: B. Kid, don't tell him that or else he's going to treat us all like whores. -runs-
D. Kid: quiet, i'm trying to concentrate you insolent souls
Me: Screw this. When I get out of middle school, man...
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Commonly known as "The Grove", the place where nothing is exciting and when there's actually something exciting, its usually bad. Home to many rednecks, lots of hicks, and plenty of hunters. Although against normal stereo-typical redneck hunters, the poplulation actually takes pride in their appearance, and generally have all their teeth. Also home to the Stewart's Shop that sells the largest amount of alcohol, run by the famous manager "Hope", you might find other local celebrities there such as Dukes, Kashiss, an Older or two, maybe even a Goodson, and of course PLENTY of hot coffee. Synonymous with hell, but seems to be a bit colder. Can be seen by Googling 12850
I'm heading out to Middle Grove, heard there was some deer and I'm going to find me one. Or maybe a bitch!
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Middle schoolers are mostly kids that just hit puberty, and start getting really raspy voices. A large majority of them are kids that think they're tough, but in reality they're just cringey jerks. Not all of them are like this, but a large majority of them are like this.
Middle schooler: dude you're no match for me. I would knock you out without lifting a finger.
High schooler: dude you're still in middle school. Stop acting like you're strong.
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the ability to move one's pelvis with ease and perfection; sexual ability; having the ability to move the hips with rhythmic perfection in a sensuous way.
He likes strippers because they can work the middle.
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A term which originated in the west to pack up a group of regions and nations which have different languages, history, and culture. People there do not think of themselves as "middle eastern". They think of themselves as either Arabs, Turks, Persians .... and I can keep naming ethnicities for a long time.
Another misconception is that what is called the middle east is mainly a desert. Most countries in the so-called middle east have only a limited desert area and others do not have deserts at all.
Most countries in the so-called middle east have a lot of problems because of past or present western colonialism occupation or intervention.
A missled person: I've been to the middle east.
Another person: Could you be more specific?
First Person: When are these middle eastern people are going to stop having trouble?
Second Person: When WE LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!!
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The hardest 3 years of a childs life.Round up by mostly fake people who pretend to be your friend for the whole year but wind up stabbing you in the back within the last 3 months.Middle school is the time were girls turn into little sluts and go around looking for the biggest dick to suck.Same goes for little wanna-be gansta boys who will try to get in any girls pants with the biggest butt,but wind up failing.Middle school is a wasted 3 years of a kids life,since it is only an advanced version of everything you learned in elementary school.Middle school is full of teachers that think they know everything,but in reality,they only know so much.In middle school,there is no way of escaping drama,since it lurks in every corner.Overall,middle school is the gates of hell for any kid entering there pre-teens.Just keep to yourself,stay away from the popular kids,and find a group of friends you can actually stick to.
6th grade: Not too bad,its quite easy to make friends,since no one really doesnt know anyone.
7th grade: Now there are cliques,popular kids,nerds and just regular people....it only gets harder from here.
8th grade: The year were you find out who your true friends are.The year were you find out whose real and whose fake.The emotionial ending to your young teenage life.
Im in middle school and theres drama every single day.6th and 7th were fun,but now it aint no joke.
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