When you’re searching through a bag of shake and by some miracle, find a whole nug.
“I know I said I was dry, but I found some miracle nugs in my bag of shake.” “Oh no way man that’s sick”
A bad Gumball bootleg made by China.
The show goes around a goat (Miao le Xing/Chi Chi) and his pet, a frog (Gua Gua/Ribbit).
Person 1: Wanna watch Miracle Star?
Person 2: EW! NO! Let's watch Gumball!
When you leave multiple strains of weed keef sit in a grinder for 6 months then scrape it out and smoke it.
Guy 1: "Yo, dude, you wanna smoke a miracle bowl?"
Guy 2: "Let's keef our lungs."
The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.
Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!
DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.
Dude, do you have any miracle round?
We’re gonna get so high off miracle round
DRUGS!!! Like crack cocaine.
Dude, do you have any miracle round?
We’re gonna get so high off miracle round
A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping
Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''