When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.
The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!
So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"
A guy who would basically screw anything.
John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.
someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!
John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I
John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester
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Bothering someone through text
16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.
Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!
Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap.
Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*