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micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 10, 2015


tit molester

The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.

The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!

by zombie vagina July 22, 2018


Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*

Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024


snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork June 13, 2011


penis sucking child molester

someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!

John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I

John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 15, 2023

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Textual Molestation

Bothering someone through text

16 NEW MESSAGES: Girl anybody ever tell you, you look ike a forty ounce? Ya cuz you lookin good to me.

Girl: Oh my gawd enough with the textual molestation!

by Dave Damon July 3, 2015


your ancestors are molesters

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap.

Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*

by Ancested molested March 22, 2018