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farting when there is poop in your hole and the air forces out around the turd, thus making your fart smell like straight up shit.
fuck dude, i totally just blasted a sunny monday. i need to take a dump soon.
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a.k.a. Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day
I got black monday off.
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when you wake up on a Monday morning and you really dont want to go to school/work that day so you dont.
of course you could say "Monday Sickness" any day of the week.
John: hey chris, you going to school tomorrow?
Chris: nah, its a Monday. i think im going fake sick
John: ah, going with Monday sickness, eh?
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The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum
Co-worker 1: Man, you look like hell for a Tuesday! Are you gonna make it for Mardi Gras cocktails tonight?
Co-worker 2: Dude, you bet! I had a full Chubby Monday and am ready to keep it rollin'!
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The act of covering up a friend or colleagues negative mental attitude (Monday attitude) on a Friday evening while hanging out in a group of people.
-Brian Smith
I noticed you brought Jeremiah with you and he brought his normal dickish attitude.. You're always fucking Monday Laundering him!
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Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.
Guy1: Hey man, you have a good weekend?
Guy2: Don't speak. I'm having a Monday dude
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Ninja monday is a word used to describe things that are out of place, awkward, ludicrous, strange, or just don't belong.
Dali- "Did you see that ridonkulous picture of June on facebook?"
Kira- "Yeah. I tagged her as ninja monday. WHAT A NOOB."
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