Someone who is not a bitch themselves but hangs out with bitches so they get classified as one
girl one: why does everyone hate heather? shes nice when shes alone?
girl two: because shes a bitch monger theres nothing that can be done.
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one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
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The act of rubbing another males penis against your own. Both of the penis's must be erect and the participants must be standing facing each other somewhat far apart. The first to cum must do so on the others face.
dude, Scott and I totally tried dick mongling last night and i guess you can call me dick monger now!
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someone who sells jews illegaly on the internet, or someone who secretly seduces jews into sex.
That jew monger, he makes $200 dollars a week i make $100 selling dildo's to broads
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One who mongs the cock
Refer to Monger.
That girl over there is a huge cock monger.
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A Turkey Monger is a person who steals the sniper rifle from Captain Fresh in Halo 2 on Xbox Live.
God damnit! You turkey monger, that's my rifle!
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a stupid ass mother loving cock suck dick bashing asshole licking leg humping mother and father fucking cow tail sucking testicle popping eye dropping nosey assed creepy little bastard's raping pure 100% son of a fucking ugly bitch
Richard Mowen is a fish monger
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