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A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.
Dude me and my girl did a mean Mongolian horseback ride last night!
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abbreviation: MMC (all caps)
Person 1: I bet Genghis Khan had a Massive Mongolian Cock
Person 2: what the fuck
First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.
“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”
“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”
When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena
Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"
Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.
John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.
A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.
Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.
When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat
HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!