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Jehovah's Witness, Chistian Science, Scientology, People's Temple, Branch Davidians, 7th Day Adventists, Boston Movement, and Mormons are all exactly the same: seductive CULTS.
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A cult known for it's insane and ugly women and socially inept men.
Those Mormons, man! I can't talk to one of them without them frequently quoting Monty Python, or going off on some rant about how awesome Joseph Smith was.
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"Can you not drink coffee because of your Mormonisms?"
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Weird group.
Have about two million kids.
Say they're not polygamist even though their prophet was(and claim the polygamist Mormons aren't the same)
Have pretty hot chicks.
Bc of his polygamist past most of them can trace ancestry back to Joseph Smith.
Claim their book of Mormon is a second Testament of Jesus, even though there is only one true book(the bible, according to the bible). Also claim to believe in the bible, even though the bible says their book is false.
Even though they're mislead, they're good people.
Me- The Smiths have twenty kids!
Billy- They must be Mormons...
Me- Their older daughter is pretty hot tho.... Ima go talk to her..
Billy- Be careful, or you'll end up with twenty kids of your own..
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Someone who is part of the Mormon cult.
1: Have you heard about Jimmy?
2: Isn't he one of the few people who was able to escape the Mormon church?
1: Well technically he is still a member, but doesn't believe in any of that stuff.
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The assholes who come to your door, offer you a free book, and try to make you join their religion.
The dam Mormons are out again! >:(
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