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Minutes that actually last 30 secs. Especially when you are running late in the morning.
(Look at clock. 8:00am.) "Good I still have 10 minutes." (5 minutes later) "Oh shit! It's 8:10! I hate morning minute!"
When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.
I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.
The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"
Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"
One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
Frank is going to be a while. He’s got a Morning strainer.
The feeling of taking a massive shit as soon as you wake up due to consuming large amounts of munchies and alcohol the night before.
Ahh dude, my stomach was hurting so bad this morning, had to take the biggest morning mudslide ever. No more beers for me.....
Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.
"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"
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(noun.) a more eloquent way of expressing ones embarrassing morning wood. Makes the scenario much less awkward for everyone usually due to the comical nature of the term.
morning mahogany
guy#1: dude, you pitchin a tent under there?
guy#2: yeah man, got some intense morning mahogany going on downtown.
guy#1: bahahaha dude youre so freakin funny i forgot how gay you look.