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Similar to regular mosquitoes, however these ones have a name that rhymes which increases their general douchebaggery. They are typically seen sucking blood, lifting weights, tanning, and getting mad mosquito pussy.
In typical use this is just a term that is just exclaimed with no context.
Buddy #1: Bro I'm so sick of these Guito Mosquito problems
Buddy #2: The fuck? What does that even mean?
Buddy#1: I dunno.
A tiktoker who posts educational videos
Based on mosquitos
1 hey have you watched the mosquito slayer recent video.
2 yes i have its amazing.
1 yeah bro i know right.
getting humped in the arm by a man with a tiny dick
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.
Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.
A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world
Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀
the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.
usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit
guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."
A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.
"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"
"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"