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Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her

by Jnasty60 November 30, 2019


Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 8, 2022


Mowe

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.

Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"

by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018


Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.

Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".

by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021


SG-201 Mow

A really expensive powerful lawnmower that is banned in war because of its amazing explosive-warlike capabilities... It can destroy a nuclear bunker in one shot and can be used as a powerful armored vehicle... This lawnmower even survived Tsar Bomba explosion, It is worth $100,000,000,000... And now Ukraine is buying it today!

SG-201 Mow

by quartz89 March 14, 2022


Mow Trainer

Another word for boner.

Being gay, gay-man McJinsen got a mow trainer from looking at the nude boys.

by Tallen Harris February 5, 2008


Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020