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When an emo vegan guy/girl asks if they can mow your front lawn
This bitch said mow xd to me and I was like, get lost vegan.
When you have to shave your pubic hair
Ahh dude I gotta mow hawk this shit before I have sex and try anal
A really expensive powerful lawnmower that is banned in war because of its amazing explosive-warlike capabilities... It can destroy a nuclear bunker in one shot and can be used as a powerful armored vehicle... This lawnmower even survived Tsar Bomba explosion, It is worth $100,000,000,000... And now Ukraine is buying it today!
SG-201 Mow
This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
Another word for boner.
Being gay, gay-man McJinsen got a mow trainer from looking at the nude boys.
To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.
Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".
Sun-mowing typically starts as daylight fades and continues into the night. The compulsive urge to constantly eat “mow” takes over one's conscious. Symptoms include eating uncontrollably, even when not hungry. Eating until feeling uncomfortably full. Night eating.
John’s sun-mowing began shortly after dinner. He could not control his urge to eat until he finally went to bed.
Last night my sun-mowing took over. I couldn’t stop eating. I felt so sick.
Last night I was sun-mowing. All my cabinets are empty this morning.