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Muddy Susan

A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.

Brimage rushed home to get some Muddy Susan after work.

by JLthaKing October 9, 2017


Muddy cowgirl

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she shits on your dick and proceeds to keep riding getting it everywhere

Dude, Amy gave me a muddy cowgirl and I havent talked to her since.

by Realdankduck November 3, 2019


Muddy Walnut

Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.

I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.

by MuddyWalnut May 27, 2017


Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013


muddy river

The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.

I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.

by OG Pueblo September 26, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muddy Buddy

After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.

Last night I gave Kari the Muddy Buddy until her face turned Blue.

by Mr. Hill March 25, 2007

56๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


muddy nightmare

An explosion of shit on the walls while she's on your BALLS

Guy1: Dude you were screaming in your sleep
Guy2: I was having a muddy nightmare

by Buttexploder November 9, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž