A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.
Brimage rushed home to get some Muddy Susan after work.
When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she shits on your dick and proceeds to keep riding getting it everywhere
Dude, Amy gave me a muddy cowgirl and I havent talked to her since.
Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.
I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.
The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face
"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"
The act of punching a woman in the abdominal region after performing anal intercourse; causing a large volume of human waste to be thrust out in a liquid form.
I was fucking Cindy last night and I decided to give her the old Muddy River. Sadly, I had to get new sheets.
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After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of doo-doo butter still present on the penis, the act of sprinkling powdered sugar on said butt-butter and assertively ramming it down the woman's throat.
Inspired by the Chex snack, Muddy Buddies.
Last night I gave Kari the Muddy Buddy until her face turned Blue.
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An explosion of shit on the walls while she's on your BALLS
Guy1: Dude you were screaming in your sleep
Guy2: I was having a muddy nightmare
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