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Computer Mullet

Having two monitors on your home PC and working on one monitor and being non-productive on the other. Business on one side, party on the other.

Boss: "Allan, are you watching porn instead of working?"
Allan: "It's cool boss, it's my computer mullet. Check it, email is over here!"
Boss: "Tight!"

by Chiliwhomp September 10, 2010


pooch mullet

When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.

Sparky! Look here! Good dog. Show me your pooch mullet! Show me your pooch mullet! Good dog.

by TrE999999999 April 10, 2011


Desk Mullet

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!

I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.

by Crazycox August 13, 2016


mullet papi

Calum Hood (and his incredible mullet, which was revealed in a video uploaded to twitter by the bassist himself on April 24th, 2021).

Person 1: Did you see Calum Hood's new haircut?
Person 2: Yes I did! Isn't it magnificent? Dang, I love mullet papi.

by someonereallyfancy June 6, 2021


weasel-mullet

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.

at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.

by 2bhuge February 16, 2011


mullet mobile

Second/Third Generation Camaro or Firebird adorned with window louvers, whip antennas, mag wheels, air shocks, decals and other similar accessories... Driven in rural areas by men/women and usually heard while playing Van Halen, Molly Hatchet, Ratt, Poison, Foreigner and other similar bands from thier Delco radios.

Dig the mullet mobile.. Mullet mobiles rule!

by jt November 22, 2002

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mohawk mullet

When a mohawk seeps into that awkward phase of possibly being a mullet. Business nowhere, party everywhere. Never socially acceptable.

Hey! Is that a mohawk mullet?

by Peter Laurenson October 30, 2013

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