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This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
A cheap way that ricky gervais can use explicit themes in a childrens book and get away with it. When 'u' is replaced with 'i' it spells 'minge fiddler' which shows ricky's intent to use explicit material in his book 'flanimals'
God did u see Tim with Sally last week, he is a right Munge Fuddler
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Similar to a rock off, a mung off is where two teams of however many members challenge eachother to see how many bodies they can coopertively collect mung from within a set time limit. Terms are discussed beforehand, and whoever wins gets their terms carried out, usually having something to do with humiliating the other team. A popular term is having the losing team gargle mung for extended periods of time.
- I challenge you to a mung off! If I win, you have to go to prom with me!
- And what if I win!?
- I'll....I'll...I'll be your mung slave for a year!
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Australian slang; a hippy or generally soft 'unmanly' kinda bloke.
"you dont eat meat do ya mung bean?"
"a mung bean wouldnt last 2 minutes working out a farm"
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An ignorant person or person of low intelligence. (mental capacity of a mung bean)
Those mung beans who sit in their cars for two hours each way to work should stop complaining and catch a train.
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The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid him/her with this task. The partners then go to the cemetery where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner proceeds to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials into the partners mouth. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face and in your mouth is called munging.
Mung Revisited is a more grammatically correct version of the original mung definition. Mung is short hand for drinking a dead woman's vaginal secretions.
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A GIRL WHO:
1. "claims" you and ruins your game
2. dates yor friend and changes him
3. fucks with your head
4. pussy whips your friend
5. fucks you over
- an overall annoying female being
*can be used as a noun or an adjective
CREDIT: newport harbor football team
"Get over your stupid mung witch girlfriend"
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