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A Spark Delivery driver for Walmart that uses the Spark app to deliver groceries for Walmart, they sit in the Walmart parking lot all day waiting for the low paying offers with no tips on them that have 200 items going to a 3rd story apartment 15 miles away for $6.50
Hey Jenny when I drove by Walmart a bit ago I seen all the Spark Muppets sitting in the parking lot waiting for some lowball offers to deliver.
During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.
Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.
Swinging ones entire upper torso in order to look in a direction.
Pete had Muppet shoulders when his name was called from across the room.
Muppet Rejects are certain people that look so horrible even the muppets would reject them...
It's those damn muppet rejects trying to get with me again!
A small minded human or idiot, who is always on their phone as their phone controls them as if they were a Muppet.
*Shane* See Brodie and Jordan, they just play on their phones all lesson. They're Phone Muppets.
Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.
Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!
What's that?
Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!
Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!