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When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.
A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.
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An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.
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Not dissimilar to an axe murderer, except more hardcore and more capable of swifter, more efficient kill.
Be careful who you open the door to, Johnny - I hear there's a chainsaw murderer on the lose!
A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.
Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.
Allan Kumpulainen
Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.
The famous rapper Eminem's eleventh studio album, name inspired by Alfred Hitchcock. This is the second surprise album of Eminem released on 17 January of 2020. Mostly, he disses the people who criticized his previous album Kamikaze, he disses some mumble rappers and even Cardi B. This album is dedicated to the memory of Juice WRLD who also collabs with Eminem in the song Godzilla on this album. and dedicated to the CeeAaqil Allah Barnes. Executive Producers in this album are Dr.Dre and Slim Shady which is Eminem's alter ego. The album features people such as Royce Da 5'9, Don Toliver, Ed Sheeran and many more!
Person 1: Dude, this new album Music To Be Murdered By is better than Kamikaze
Person 2: I agree.
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