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pizza murder

When someone brutally mauls their pizza slice, i.e, ripping off the cheese, leaving the crust, eating on the cheese.

Conor- Ew. Kloe ripped the cheese and sauce off her pizza and left it on the table.

Maddie- What a pizza murderer!

by pizza police October 14, 2009


Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022

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Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019


Murder that shit

To aggressively and consensually destroy someone sexually.

He pushed her up against the wall and proceeded to murder that shit until she orgasmed so hard her legs ceased to function correctly.

by Echo4Romeo May 23, 2021


bum murderer

A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.

Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.

by Manky Parvinussy September 8, 2018


Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen

Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.

by Simi-Sinatra September 14, 2010


Music To Be Murdered By

The famous rapper Eminem's eleventh studio album, name inspired by Alfred Hitchcock. This is the second surprise album of Eminem released on 17 January of 2020. Mostly, he disses the people who criticized his previous album Kamikaze, he disses some mumble rappers and even Cardi B. This album is dedicated to the memory of Juice WRLD who also collabs with Eminem in the song Godzilla on this album. and dedicated to the CeeAaqil Allah Barnes. Executive Producers in this album are Dr.Dre and Slim Shady which is Eminem's alter ego. The album features people such as Royce Da 5'9, Don Toliver, Ed Sheeran and many more!

Person 1: Dude, this new album Music To Be Murdered By is better than Kamikaze
Person 2: I agree.

by AverageUrbanUser March 24, 2020

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