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Murder Nod

A slight nod toward your henchman indicating you would like the person you've just spoken with murdered.

1. "I understand your misgivings with my company and I'm sorry we won't be doing business together"

(murder nod)

Henchman murders

2. "I'm going to get paid, one way or the other"

(murder nod)

Henchman murders

by magooisim February 13, 2013


pizza murder

When someone brutally mauls their pizza slice, i.e, ripping off the cheese, leaving the crust, eating on the cheese.

Conor- Ew. Kloe ripped the cheese and sauce off her pizza and left it on the table.

Maddie- What a pizza murderer!

by pizza police October 14, 2009


Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.

A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.

by Fasters April 18, 2022


Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

I liek to murder the children loololoolololoolololololololo end me}

by A_single_bean May 18, 2019


bum murderer

A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.

Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.

by Manky Parvinussy September 08, 2018


Goldfish Murderer

Allan Kumpulainen

Luke: How is your Goldfish going?
Sim: Oh, Allan was over so it's DEAD!
Luke: I heard about him.
Sim: Yeah he is a Goldfish Murderer.

by Simi-Sinatra September 14, 2010


murder a shite

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"

Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!

by Tupperware_33 October 05, 2015