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Dirty pervert that sexually assaults girls
Did you see big oscar murphy?
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One of the hottest guys on TikTok
Don’t believe me? See for yourself
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Emily: did you see Bryan’s new tiktok?
Sarah: Bryan Murphy?
Emily:yeah
Sarah: Omg he’s hot
Facts that are led by the most of Murphy's Law all at once and you know that, but even so you know nothing can be done to prevent that other than falling into ANOTHER Murphy's Constant.
1. When I looked out the window, sky was so cloudy and as dark as tar, so I decided to carry my umbrella with me. Following the Murphy's Constant, a punch of wind has just blown all those dark clouds away, suddenly. Then I had to keep my umbrella in hands during the whole sunny and hot day. That, untill I realized I forgot it somewhere. And guess what?! Without my umbrella with me, when I was in the wide open center of the city, miles way from home, making my way back home on foot, since I lost my bus, that hot and brighty sunlight turned back into a gloomy, and even darker mass of clouds than before and the whaterfalls poured all upon me, until I arrived home, closed the door behind my backs and that shiny sun appeared again. Plus during that storm, occured a power outage...
But if I didn't carry my umbrella when I was leaving home, rain would have started right at that moment, I would get to work all wet, and that bright sunlight would have been shining while I was inside that closed building and with my umbrella with... Just happened MILLION times with me... that's one of my Murphy's Constants!
The greatest rapper out of St. Louis who can wreck many rappers and should belong in Hip-hop's greatest before his time is up
Murphy Lee wrecked the rest of the St. Lunatics on any song all of them do together.
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A murphy caused by a charlie horse.
Girl1: Dam why are your pants all up in your ass.
Girl2: I got a cramp in the back of my thigh and it gave me A Charlie Murphy.
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1. When a man, a woman, or both people have become inebriated on Irish whiskey and the man performs bad oral sex on the unkempt garden of a woman's virtue.
2. To motorboat a woman's hairy vagina while someone in the sex act is drunk on alcohol of Irish origin.
Man, Mike drank so much Bailey's last night, I bet he gave that hippie chick he left with a fluffy-murphy.
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