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A clear sign of the complete and udder garbage that is filling our society. Myspace is purely used for sluts who like the dick and post half naked photos of themselves saying "stick your weiner in me" and fat loser guys in highschool post comments cuz their a bunch of faggots who get no pussy. they take pictures with their shirts off in the bathroom and try to look all hard but actually they look like shit eating fucktards with no brains or sense of social interaction.
Girl 1: i use myspace to screw random guys!
Guy 2 : i use myspace to look gay and have sex with fat chix
Guy 3 : fuck the both of you!!!!!!
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Along with ytmnd and pop-up ads that cover the entire screen before interfacing directly with your subconscious, this ubiquitous web site, which allows young people from all over the world (and Canada) to advertise themselves openly and completely to millions of other netizens, is the reason many of us ask ourselves why Al Gore ever bothered creating the internet in the first place.
Myspace inner monologue:
"Self, why did Al Gore ever bother creating the internet in the first place?"
"I'm not sure Self, but if he hadn't, would I be able to tell 50 million of my closest friends that I just had a piece of body art depicting minimalist composer Phillip Glass playing the glockenspiel done on my left thigh; with pictures to boot? I think not."
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an annoyingly popular website where you can talk to complete strangers, put rather disgusting pictures of yourself on display to the whole world, and post pointless bulletins saying that if you dont repost this is 30 seconds your mother will die.its a big popularity contest. people compete to have the most friends, the coolest profile, the sluttiest pictures, the most groups, and other stuff like that. jeez. some people just need to get a life. they come home from school or work, and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if they have any new comments or something--even though they never do. because they're losers, and nobody likes them. ugh. i sure do hate it.
myspace.com, a place for friends
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....jeez
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An idiotic Internet website frequented in high volume by teens and 20-somethings who have nothing better to do with their life than contribute to the stupidity of a generation and society as a whole. Such idiotic practices often seen on MySpace include failure to respect the English language by desecrating it with slang, intentional misspellings, and lack of proper punctuation; the discussion of unimportant social happenings, such as drinking, clubbing, repugnant music, and other things which are not related to actual intelligent life, news, politics, or light socialization; the dilution of the term "friend" (it's more important to have a few close, true friends rather than 200 you know little to nothing about); the posting of over-the-top personal information by the careless and carefree youth who run the risk of becoming victimized as a result; and just being, overall and above all else, one of the biggest toxic waste dumps of and hazards to 21st century society.
Matt: Hey Henry, what's your MySpace address?
Henry: I don't have one.
Matt: What? You're cool; you need one.
Henry: I don't believe in MySpace. I have a brain, a few "true" friends, am secure with myself, and love the English language.
Matt: But MySpace is so hot now, it's the bomb.
Henry: Matt, you've known me for years. You know that I hit the spell check button when I send instant messages, know that I don't care much for trends or pop culture, know that I'm a staunch conservative, and know that I like to keep my life from being publicized for the free world. If you love MySpace then fine, it's your life to lose. But as for me, it's not for me, my friend, it's not for me.
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A place where you can show pictures of yourself in black, with white make up on, and your hair covering one eye.
Emo Kid 1: Did you see my new pic on my space?
Emo Kid 2: No, But you wanna get some coffee?
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1)a place for idiots who take pictures of themselves, or perferably steal from some other lowlifes, and hope to get more comments then their other "friends"
2)SCENEVILLE
3)people with no lives that get naked to take ugly ass pictures
3)self esteem boosts to get comments from people saying the opposite of what youre caption says ex)caption: im so fat =/ bob thinks im gorgeous. LOL!!!! no phOtOshOp LOLLlzzlzoLZllzlawll
4)FUCKING IDIOTS who buy photoshop wtf???? are you kidding me WTF 100 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A FACE ENHANCER! HONESTLY GET SOME PLASTIC SURGURY OR DELETE YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE!
5)LOLZROLFLZ cMmmT mI nEw picUTrEz oR IlL dELEtE yoU LOL!!
whew that felt good
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wow, i can't wait to go home and login on myspace lols i have no life yay.
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