n00b speak

people who think they know "leet" speak.

(see also 1337 speak)

- CHI Southampton

This is n00b speak:

Okay, 1337 is a good subject to talk about. The first thing I would like to clear up is that chatspeak and 1337 are NOT the same thing. Some lazy morons merge 1337 and chatspeak together, soon creating the popular belief that 1337 and chatspeak are the same thing.

Okay, so what /is/ 1337 in the first place? 1337 means Elite. The point of 1337 is to replace all the letters with symbols, and is quite fun to play with. 1337 was first created by some people would wanted to talk in a forum without any outsiders barging in. Some outsiders may have figured out the language and started using it as well. Eventually, 1337 became famous all over the internet. The original use of 1337 is hardly practiced any more, but it survives because many of peope use it for fun.

It takes a long time to translate between regular English and 1337 even if you know all 26 1337 secrets, unless you're very skilled at it.

Here are the 26 1337 secrets.
A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = 9
K = |<
L = 1
M = |v|
N = |/| (It is backwards because the frontslash under the backspace key is famous for not showing up on many websites.)
O = 0 (zero)
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = |/
W = |/|/
X = >< (Is normal in words like |-|4x0|2)
Y = `/
Z = 2

S0m3 p30ple 4r3 700 l4zy 70 wri73 7hin65 in fu11 1337, r3su17ing in a 53n73nc3 1ik3 7hi5.

If you wrote this sentence in 1337 speak, it would look like this:
||= `/0|_| |/|/|2073 7|5 53|/|73|/|(3 ||/| 1337, |7 |/|/0|_|1|) 100|< 1||<3 7|-||5.

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n00b t00b

A rocket launcher in a game, or another long, sometimes wide weapon used in a video game in split screen on online mutiplayer, which scores easy kills.

When my friend Tony and I were playing split-screen Snipers on Halo 2, on the map, 'Coagulation', he was losing badly and soon started to use the n00b t00b. (Beam rifle)

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n00b

Newbie

Someone that is new and clueless!

Evelyn: Omg, i love to tease the n00bs in habbo hotel!
Greer: Nah, GAIA!
SATAN: :|

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uber-n00b

A term given to someone who is an extreme noob, usually used in a video game.

John, "Dude, Artx105 is such an uber-n00b, he has one kill and 100 deaths!"
Jake,"LOL, he is the worst noob ever."

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n00b saib0t

n00b saibots are n00bs that think they are part of the n00bicide movement. Sources of delicious Ironing because they themselves are being n00bocided.

n00b up and git r done n00b saib0t style

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autosniper n00b

A guy whos playing an full automatic sniper rifle and kills you.

Guy: Yeah 4 kills in a row!
You: STFU GO AWP FCKNG AUTOSNIPER N00B

n00b soup

To destroy an opponent in such a brutal manner that their mangled body becomes nothing but a pool of blood and whatever is left of their remaining limbs.

m0nk3ym@n: BOOM HEADSHOT!!!1
Mommasboy: ugh...
ralfnader: thro a nade at Mommasboys carcass!!
m0nk3ym@n: anybodies want some n00b soup>?
Mommasboy: you guys are mean!