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The act of constantly; sometimes impulsively; cleaning up other peoples messes. It can be an actual mess… spilled liquids or a social situation gone awry.
Bill had an argument with his girlfriend. Then why is Jim talking to his girlfriend? Jim’s just napkining again…
Jules spilled juice in the fridge again just so Kelly could continue her constant napkining.
A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.
I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.
Somthing that's at a whataburger
When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face
A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.
Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.
N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.
clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin
Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin