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This for the naruto fans and Tard’s that luffy solos naruto is trash luffy solos naruto
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naruto gets clapped by luffy negative diff. bozo stands no chance against a walking condom.
“Hey bro does naruto clap luffy?”
“Nah bro naruto gets clapped”
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Place a voluptuous young lady on a chair and have her lean forward to present her buttocks. You then strip completely naked and strap on your favorite sleep apnea mask. Proceed to naruto sprint (hands straight behind you for speed and aerodynamics) down the hall and into the room where you will proceed to run full force, face first into her mud hole and with any luck, insert your whole head into her anus. Ample lubricant will be appreciated by both parties.
It only took four years of stretching but we’ve finally built up to doing the naruto bunker buster on the weekends. My uncles wife is such a good sport.
“A Naruto themed blowjob is when a guy stands naked with his back against the wall, then the person performing the blowjob backs up 20 feet and Naruto runs towards the guy with their mouth open” - insta user ‘tokesmagosh’
Person 1: Naruto themed blowjob for weed?
Person 2: Wtf is a Naruto themed blowjob?
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Naruto solos Luffy and his Mid verse with no difficulty
Jason: Luffy beats Naruto
Jason again: sike! Naruto negs luffy in every way
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Not really noticed, kinda like a "hey, I'm just here" They usually do the most out of anybody, but nobody really notices them (Senpai, notice me!), so they just stay back there and act useless, like Hinata. That's right, Sakura is more useful than Hinata. If you disagree with me, Have you ever watched Naruto Shippuden?
Hey, I'm just gonna stand here and be useful but nobody notices how much I do, so I am A background character in Naruto.
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Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.
His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.
Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."
Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."
Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"
Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!
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