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(Noun, adjective.), A human male whom treats women as property and status and assumes just because they're kind to them, they're entitled to their bodies and assets. They often times appeal as a kind and compassionate man at the beginning of a relationship, but slowly become more controlling and demeaning towards his partner as the relationship progresses.
" Excuse me? My man, you're being a simp and a Nice Guy, cut the bullshit. "
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Basically used when people are trying to find a way to say they don’t give a fuck about the conversation and want to be somewhere else or think about something else.
"Hey, Conor, Did you know Victoria won three gold medals at the taekwondo world championship?”
"Oh nice.."
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The almighty term used when someone tells you something but you don't give 2 up-side-down fucks about it, but you do not want to hurt their fragile feelings because it would cause drama if you were to just say "I don't care and never did" .
Brendon: Hey man, I saw a cat today, it was furry man , you should of seen it. I missed my bus earlier too... Today is such a horrible day man, my pizza fell, lost my little brother at the park.. I am fragile and soft and like males. :)
Naz: Das nice.
Brendon: Aye aye aye Trev, you bout that block life?
Trevor: No my laptop broke and I have to cook and get high
Brendon: Das nice.
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Phrase muttered at a urinal to make small talk or to cover for the fact that the person saying it has just looked at your junk.
Good way to mess with an annoying person who picked the urinal next to yours when there are many others open.
"Hey Nice watch."
"But I'm not wearing a watch?"
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1. (noun) delightful or pleasing floating vessel used for transportation across water
2. (noun) exceptionally violent or gruesome act, usually stated in response to witnessing something of this nature
3. (verb) to censor something considered excessively violent, usually by replacing it with peaceful images such as nice boats
The origin of this term comes from the censorship of the last episode of the animated Japanese television show "School Days". The last episode contained scenes depicting extreme violence similar to a recent murder in Japan where a teenage girl killed her father with an axe. To avoid association with the murder, many networks canceled the episode and played peaceful images instead, one of which was of a boat. This caused outrage amongst fans of the show.
1. We'll be traveling in a nice boat to get across the lake.
2. The knife went right into him! Nice boat.
3. The last episode of School Days was nice boat'd.
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